The fabulous Samantha, has had to abandon her svelte figure for the time being. Much like Renée Zellweger before she made Bridget Jones, she has had to go on an intensive pie eating course for the sake of her art. In other words, today my Darling Daughter and I made a Paper Tape Dress Form to make up for her inadequacies.
This was no mean feat.
Making paper dress forms is an art that goes back to the Paris fashion houses of the 19th century. It meant that their exclusive clientèle did not have to travel to the tailors/dress makers for repeated fittings, as their exact form was readily available as required. They only needed to be present in person for the final fitting.
The instructions for making the dress form can be found on the net, my favourite set of instructions can be found here.
The method is simply to apply dampened gummed tape to the person requiring the dress form. She has of course first put on an old t-shirt, otherwise removal of the finished form might prove difficult. If not impossible.
The taping sequence goes a bit like this from A Tailoring Manual by Gertrude Strickland:

Here someone is being taped up. (No, this is not Me!)

Three or four layers of tape are required, and it helps if you have more than your DD to do the taping! When it is finished the form is cut off the model, taped back together and trimmed. The finished article looks something like this:

Or even more grotesque, as in my case!
Announcement After I have attended the wedding, the outfit for which this form was made. I will be going on a crash diet…. much like Renée Zellweger after she made Bridget Jones!